Voice Mail

Apr. 25th, 2011 11:05 pm
godofxbox: (Default)
[personal profile] godofxbox
"Hey, it's Alex. I'm not answering my phone right now, so if you leave a message I'll try and get back to you. If you don't leave a message I'll assume you're messing with me or in mortal peril, depending on who you are. Don't make me ride to your rescue because you're lazy, guys. That's not cool.

"If this is my dad, no I don't know where your axe is. Maybe you left it in the last thing you killed with it? If this is Nicholas, I'm in Maryland, I couldn't possibly have been in your office again. Obviously."


Date: 2011-08-18 01:16 am (UTC)
longislandiceme: (on the phone)
From: [personal profile] longislandiceme
"Aaaaaalex. But not the douchey Alex. How come I know so many people with the same names? Not counting the ones that are just the same people but different. Anyway. I ate Tony's hat and now he's sulking. And Warren's afraid of vodka. Oh, oh, guys, I love this song, we should daaaaa-" *CLICK*

Date: 2011-08-18 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com
There was a second call from Bobby's phone that was not from Bobby. This could be a good thing.

"I'm not evil!"

Thank you, Tony.

Date: 2011-12-03 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
Sorry Alex. You're the next victim of a drunken Jamie. Who thinks he just called the pet shop.

"Hey! I've got a question. Shouldn't geese eat corn or something? Why is it always trying to eat my klondike bars. It's freaking annoying. Also, why can't I get a monkey? Monkey's are cool. I'd bet they'd sell. I'd buy a monkey. Probably name it Guido. You'd like Guido. He's- GET AWAY FROM MY KLONDIKE BAR!"

Date: 2012-01-17 03:14 am (UTC)
longislandiceme: (airquotes)
From: [personal profile] longislandiceme
Bobby was totally setting the best example as a big sibling.

"Alex, how are you? I'm good. 'Cept for how I blacked out after Tony got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in his pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway..."
Edited Date: 2012-01-17 03:15 am (UTC)

Date: 2012-01-17 04:04 am (UTC)
longislandiceme: (dorkface)
From: [personal profile] longislandiceme
"Allllllllex. We're naming a penguin after you."

Phone Wacky!

Date: 2012-03-20 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com
"Hello! Someone in the sorority has a crush on you and as such, you are cordially invited to our crush party on Friday evening! I do hope you'll be able to make it."

So much for the party being a small affair...

Phone day!

Date: 2012-03-21 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihavediabetes.livejournal.com
[From here (http://ihavediabetes.livejournal.com/1033.html?thread=11785#t11785)]

"Did you just say you're going to punch kittens? I'm pretty sure that is way overreacting to whatever it is. Look into therapy."

Crazy Phones!

Date: 2013-05-17 02:13 pm (UTC)
abitlowkey: (glaring your face off)
From: [personal profile] abitlowkey
From here.

"I would never infringe upon the rights of the squirrels in such a way! And I do not possess feces upon my head. Unlike you."
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