Sorry Alex. You're the next victim of a drunken Jamie. Who thinks he just called the pet shop.
"Hey! I've got a question. Shouldn't geese eat corn or something? Why is it always trying to eat my klondike bars. It's freaking annoying. Also, why can't I get a monkey? Monkey's are cool. I'd bet they'd sell. I'd buy a monkey. Probably name it Guido. You'd like Guido. He's- GET AWAY FROM MY KLONDIKE BAR!"
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Date: 2011-12-03 04:15 am (UTC)"Hey! I've got a question. Shouldn't geese eat corn or something? Why is it always trying to eat my klondike bars. It's freaking annoying. Also, why can't I get a monkey? Monkey's are cool. I'd bet they'd sell. I'd buy a monkey. Probably name it Guido. You'd like Guido. He's- GET AWAY FROM MY KLONDIKE BAR!"