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Voice Mail
"Hey, it's Alex. I'm not answering my phone right now, so if you leave a message I'll try and get back to you. If you don't leave a message I'll assume you're messing with me or in mortal peril, depending on who you are. Don't make me ride to your rescue because you're lazy, guys. That's not cool.
"If this is my dad, no I don't know where your axe is. Maybe you left it in the last thing you killed with it? If this is Nicholas, I'm in Maryland, I couldn't possibly have been in your office again. Obviously."
BEEP
"If this is my dad, no I don't know where your axe is. Maybe you left it in the last thing you killed with it? If this is Nicholas, I'm in Maryland, I couldn't possibly have been in your office again. Obviously."
BEEP
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"Alex, how are you? I'm good. 'Cept for how I blacked out after Tony got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in his pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway..."