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godofxbox ([personal profile] godofxbox) wrote2011-04-25 11:05 pm
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Voice Mail

"Hey, it's Alex. I'm not answering my phone right now, so if you leave a message I'll try and get back to you. If you don't leave a message I'll assume you're messing with me or in mortal peril, depending on who you are. Don't make me ride to your rescue because you're lazy, guys. That's not cool.

"If this is my dad, no I don't know where your axe is. Maybe you left it in the last thing you killed with it? If this is Nicholas, I'm in Maryland, I couldn't possibly have been in your office again. Obviously."

BEEP
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longislandiceme: (on the phone)

[personal profile] longislandiceme 2011-08-18 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Aaaaaalex. But not the douchey Alex. How come I know so many people with the same names? Not counting the ones that are just the same people but different. Anyway. I ate Tony's hat and now he's sulking. And Warren's afraid of vodka. Oh, oh, guys, I love this song, we should daaaaa-" *CLICK*

[identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
There was a second call from Bobby's phone that was not from Bobby. This could be a good thing.

"I'm not evil!"

Thank you, Tony.

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry Alex. You're the next victim of a drunken Jamie. Who thinks he just called the pet shop.

"Hey! I've got a question. Shouldn't geese eat corn or something? Why is it always trying to eat my klondike bars. It's freaking annoying. Also, why can't I get a monkey? Monkey's are cool. I'd bet they'd sell. I'd buy a monkey. Probably name it Guido. You'd like Guido. He's- GET AWAY FROM MY KLONDIKE BAR!"
longislandiceme: (airquotes)

[personal profile] longislandiceme 2012-01-17 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Bobby was totally setting the best example as a big sibling.

"Alex, how are you? I'm good. 'Cept for how I blacked out after Tony got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in his pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway..."
Edited 2012-01-17 03:15 (UTC)
longislandiceme: (dorkface)

[personal profile] longislandiceme 2012-01-17 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Allllllllex. We're naming a penguin after you."

Phone Wacky!

[identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com 2012-03-20 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hello! Someone in the sorority has a crush on you and as such, you are cordially invited to our crush party on Friday evening! I do hope you'll be able to make it."

So much for the party being a small affair...

Phone day!

[identity profile] ihavediabetes.livejournal.com 2012-03-21 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[From here (http://ihavediabetes.livejournal.com/1033.html?thread=11785#t11785)]

"Did you just say you're going to punch kittens? I'm pretty sure that is way overreacting to whatever it is. Look into therapy."
abitlowkey: (glaring your face off)

Crazy Phones!

[personal profile] abitlowkey 2013-05-17 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
From here.

"I would never infringe upon the rights of the squirrels in such a way! And I do not possess feces upon my head. Unlike you."
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